Christmas is just around the corner, and there are still a ton of gifts I need to get for some of my closest friends. Here’s the list:
Disclaimer: not factual
•A box of Kleenex for Adele
•A high-five for Barack Obama
•A pair of stilts for Daniel Radcliffe
•Acting lessons for Kristen Stewart
•A haircut for Harry Styles
There are a few people who didn’t quite make the cut this year. I suppose there’s my family too, but with relatives you can just pick up something that’s “so cute!” or “so them!” at Target or whatever, and they’ll go, “Wow! I love it!” Relatives are reliable like that.
I’d also like to give the world a Coke.
Ciao for now,