Spam: A Poem


Author’s Note: 100% of the following was copied and pasted directly from spam comments on this blog. The only thing I changed was the line spacing, since, clearly, they weren’t already in poem form. Also, some of the spam had to be shortened for the sake of not being boring. Without further ado, here goes nothing.

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Good day! I know this is kind of off topic but
I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this website?

I’m getting sick and tired of WordPress because I’ve
had problems with hackers and I’m looking at alternatives for another platform.
I would be fantastic if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

Hmm it appears like your website ate my first comment (it
was extremely long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I submitted and say, I’m thoroughly
enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog blogger
but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any helpful hints for inexperienced blog writers?
I’d certainly appreciate it.

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few
factors, for one you do not use all three H tags
in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization.

On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda.

.….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin
that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you?
That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. Seo Plugin

Hello you have a great site over here! Thanks for posting
this interesting stuff for us! If you keep up the great work
I’ll visit your site again. Thanks!

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