Hold Your Horses, Mr. Spam Bot!

I saw the number 3 next to my spam folder, and I knew I was in for a ride.

But I couldn’t have predicted this.


I don’t know if these things ever actually work, or if the mastermind behind the bots that spit them out just thinks they’re hilarious, but either way they are a work of modern art.

Apparently, the algorithm couldn’t decide which scripted complement would suit me best, so it gave me all of them, at once. And I instantly felt compared to share this particular comment with you guys, in all its unabridged glory.

So, without further ado, here are the flattering ramblings of a robot programmed to please. Continue reading “Hold Your Horses, Mr. Spam Bot!”


5 Songs to Describe My Music Taste

Hey all!

I know it’s been a while since I uploaded any poetry or other writings. The thing is, despite all of the new experiences I’m having, I don’t really have any poems inside of me. I’m working on a more extended writing project at the moment, but I’d like to keep that to myself–for the time being, at least.

In lieu of new literature here, I decided I might divulge a little more information on myself. And I’m of the mind that few things say more about a person than the music they listen to. So, I’ve decided to share with you guys some of my current favorite songs. (The titles in the list are YouTube links. All open in a new tab.)

from duke-of-bretagne.tumblr.com

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