Hold Your Horses, Mr. Spam Bot!


I saw the number 3 next to my spam folder, and I knew I was in for a ride.

But I couldn’t have predicted this.

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I don’t know if these things ever actually work, or if the mastermind behind the bots that spit them out just thinks they’re hilarious, but either way they are a work of modern art.

Apparently, the algorithm couldn’t decide which scripted complement would suit me best, so it gave me all of them, at once. And I instantly felt compared to share this particular comment with you guys, in all its unabridged glory.

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Ciao for now,

Mikki

P.S. I’ve had that gif of Troye Sivan sitting unused in my media gallery for so long that I’ve lost the name of the source. If anyone has that information, please let me know so I can credit them.

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